I know I'm not around much on DA, but I felt the need to wish you all a happy 5th of November. I'm sure this is a day that you all remember...

Today is that day that, around 50 years ago, the great Doctor Emmet Brown fell off his toilet and dreamed up that wonderful machine known as the flux capacitor. So let's all celebrate this fabulous day.


_{There was something else I was supposed to remember though...
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot.}

Oh you guys know I love doing these things, so today I am filling out and interview for my three characters from Tejina Academy, Akira Saito, Tetsuo Saito and Sigmund Freud.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Characters:

1) Akira Saito: Vulgar and unlicensed school nurse. He's rather short tempered, but because of his job, he's forced to suppress a lot of his rage. Since he comes from a family of doctors, he has forced the school to give him the position of school nurse in hopes that it would improve his chances of being a doctor. Even though he's the school nurse, and he would like to be a doctor, he really doesn't like people all that much. He's secretly very obviously into his assistant of sorts, Devyn, a girl who is pretending to be a boy, making him look like a complete homo at all times.
2) Tetsuo Saito: The younger fraternal twin brother of Akira. He tends to be a bit vain, and often sacrifices health for appearance. His eyes are shaped like half circles, and when he smiles they look like croissants, although he doesn't like croissants all that much. He started smoking when he was younger because he thought it would get his older brother's attention, but unfortunately has become dependent on it. He works as Tejina Academy's guidance councilor, in hopes (not really) that he might be a psychiatrist.
3) Sigmund Freud: Strange little boy with green locks. He doesn't have any ears and green seems to be his natural hair colour. He was found by the Saito family under mysterious circumstances and was named by Tetsuo after... Well, Sigmund Freud. He could be anywhere from 10-14, and tends to act in a childish manner. He doesn't know how to write in English properly, though he is very good at advanced mathematics. He thinks Harry Potter's mom can kill people with the power of love.

So Starting easy…

How have you all been?
Akira: I'm fine, I would ask you how you've been but really, I don't give a shit.
Tetsuo: Oh pretty good, work can be stressful, but since I like to skip class, I still have a lot of free time.
Sigmund: LALALA, IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD.

What are your full names?
Akira: I'm Akira Saito.
Tetsuo: Hello everyone, I'm Tetsuo Saito, I've not got a middle name, but you can make one up for me if you want.
Sigmund: My name is Kan-... My name is Sigmund Freud!

Nicknames?
Akira: If you're going to call me anything, call me Doctor.
Tetsuo: I think Sigmund started this whole trend with people calling me Susu? I don't mind though, it's kind of cute actually.
Sigmund: A lot of people call me Siggy! Siggy played guitar, jammin' good with Susu and Lu, the spiders from Mars, he played it left hand but made it too far became the special man, THEN WE WERE SIGGY'S BAND!

How old are you?
Akira: Seventeen.
Tetsuo: Seventeen, but I'm turning eighteen in September.
Sigmund: I am very old, I am older than old, because I am older than Sigmund Freud!

What's your height?
Akira: Six foot, four inches.
Tetsuo: Last time I checked I was around 6 feet tall?
Sigmund: I am tallest than ever. Because yesterday I was shorter than my tall now. And my 'tennas make me taller too, 'cause they're inches!

Nationality?
Akira: I'm Japanese.
Tetsuo: I was born in Japan, and you know how it is about foreigners, so ahaha, I'm really not mixed.
Sigmund: I'm an alien! OH WAIT. NO. I'M A UNICORN, LIKE LU.

You Got Any Bad Habits?
Akira: No. Fuck off.
Tetsuo: He has a foul mouth, that's his bad habit~ Me? Well, I'm a bit of a smoker. Not entirely my fault, but now I can't stop, hahahah.
Sigmund: I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING. Even my bad habits are the goodest kind!

Are you a virgin?
Akira: Naturally. You're not supposed to fuck until after marriage.
Tetsuo: Well, I might be, I might not be. What do you think?
Sigmund: What's that?

Who's your mate/spouse girlfriend/boyfriend?
Akira: ... ... ... ... Ah.
Tetsuo: Well, right now, I actually have two. Two girlfriends that is, I'm not married yet. I don't really care for them all that much though, they're really just to pass the time.
Sigmund: I have ummm... I only have a few girl friends, but I have a lot more boy friends.

Do you have any kids?
Akira: Maybe a few years after a steady marriage.
Tetsuo: It may very well be possible.
Sigmund: I am a kid!

What's your favourite food?
Akira: Rice porridge. I like hamburgers too, but it's really not healthy.
Tetsuo: Chocolate and burgers. Not together though, that would just be disgusting.
Sigmund: I like the pizza. The kind with the EVERYTHING.

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Akira: I don't really like cold things.
Tetsuo: Mint or strawberry maybe? I don't really eat ice cream that often, I prefer milkshakes.
Sigmund: I like the all kinds of ice cream, especially the purples kinds!

Your favourite song at the moment?
Akira: I prefer classical music.
Tetsuo: Well, I listen to pretty much anything, but I don't think I have a favourite song.
Sigmund: The catchy kind with funk and jive yeahhhh.

Have you killed anyone?
Akira: Information is classified. Go bother someone else. Dick.
Tetsuo: I've gotten in my fair share of fights, but I've never killed anyone. I hope.
Sigmund: OH NOoooo!

Do you hate anyone?
Akira: There are fuckton of people I dislike... I don't really like Sigmund that much, since he's annoying, and I think Ernest Reed is a fucking dick. The person who I dislike the most is that Iscariot shitbag though. If he...- Never mind.
Tetsuo: I don't like the headmaster very much at all, he keeps making all these absurd demands, and between you and me, I think he's a pedo. Hmmm, I don't think I get along with Iscariot that well either, though I wouldn't say I hate him.
Sigmund: I think that umm ummm... Akiki can be scary sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't like him or anything yeah!

Love Anyone?
Akira: WHAT?! NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, FUCK OFF, ME AND DEVYN ARE JUST FRIENDS.
Tetsuo: Hah, I've never really been in love. I don't think it's really possible for me.
Sigmund: I LOVE EVERYBODY.

Have any secrets?
Akira: Mind your own business faggot.
Tetsuo: Secrets are the threads that keep society together. I can't tell you or else it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
Sigmund: I KNOW SOME PRETTY SECRETIVE SECRETS. BUT I'm not allowed to tell you, because they're secrets, so you'll never know that Devyn isn't a b-
Tetsuo: Siggy! Secrets aren't meant to be told.

What is your job?
Akira: School doctor, student. I'll be a real doctor some day.
Tetsuo: I'm the guidance councilor, and I guess I'm a student too, sometimes. I used to do some... Ahh, extra curricular activities of a certain nature.
Sigmund: Pokemon master! No no no! Super hero! OR UMMM ROBOT!

What do you do to relax?
Akira: Read or play shogi. I don't really have a lot of free time though. Most of my time is spent working.
Tetsuo: That's a bit private, I'd rather not say.
Sigmund: I like to always relax so everything is relaxing!

Eye Colours?
Akira: One is a dark brown, the other is a light gray. I'm blind in one eye you see. Why? Fuck off, none of your business.
Testuo: Two dark brown eyes. They're rather plain, don't you think?
Sigmund: They're EYE coloured!

Skin?
Akira: What colour do you think it is faggot? I'm Asian.
Tetsuo: I've got that sort of typical Asian skin. I'm a bit tan, since I used to spend a lot of time outside, but it's been lightening up a lot.
Sigmund: I have pinkish skin, because skin is skinlike.

Rain, sunshine?
Akira: It doesn't matter, I don't spend a lot of time outside anyway.
Tetsuo: I prefer slightly overcast to be honest.
Sigmund: I like the weather when it's weathery. Oh I watched Winnie the Pooh and I saw the Windsday thing and I think a Windsday might be fun! When is the next one?

Any Unusual Things about you?
Akira: Other than I can't fucking see out of one eye? No. I'm fine.
Tetsuo: I think I'm rather normal, the strangest thing I can think of is that my hair is dyed.
Sigmund: MY HAT CHANGES FACES! I CAN ALSO TALK DINOSOR

What are/were your parents like?
Akira: My father is a dick and my mother is a bitch.
Tetsuo: My father's a doctor, my mother is also a doctor. That's why I have to be a doctor when I grow up, even though... it's not really in my interests.
Sigmund: My parents have funny skin and weird tennas!

Do you want to say something to your readers?
Akira: What readers. Who the fuck are you talking about?
Tetsuo: Oh... I guess I'll just say hi.
Sigmund: HI. WHAT ARE YOU READING?!

Do you consider yourself attractive?
Akira: Not really, why?
Tetsuo: I do take care of how I look. So I'd say I'm pretty good looking
Sigmund: I dunno! Maybe?

Do others find you attractive?
Akira: Hah, maybe, but I doubt it.
Tetsuo: Well, I'm sure that my self-care is apparent to others, so I'm pretty sure a lot of people would find me attractive. Of course, I might not be everyone's cup of tea.
Sigmund: A lot of people say I am the cutest, but I am not sure.

Do you have fans?
Akira: If I did, I wouldn't know.
Tetsuo: I've heard that I've got a fanclub. Not to sure about it though, maybe I should go check it out.
Sigmund: I HAVE A PAPER ONE THAT I MADE BY FOLDING A LOT OF PAPERS AND STUFF. I can show you to make one it is SUPER easy.

Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Akira: I'm straight of course. Being gay is unnatural.
Tetsuo: I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Unless the person in question in question is Felix. And maybe Bridget.
Sigmund: I AM ALL OF THEM. What is all of them?

Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Akira: I... my assistant... I... I can't tell you...
Tetsuo: Prior to my involvement in the school councilor business, I had been a member in a rather well known gang. Of course, this was quite some time ago.
Sigmund: I CAN'T TELL YOU SECRETS, BECAUSE SUSU SAID SO AND 'CAUSE I AM REALLY SECRETIVE.

Name some of your talents:
Akira: As a student of Tejina Academy, I'm obvious supposed to be able to do some crazy shit.
Tetsuo: I have some precognitive and retro cognitive abilities, but that's nothing special.
Sigmund: I can sing like no one else! LA LA LALA LA!

Enemies?
Akira: Unless you're my friend you're automatically my enemy.
Tetsuo: That seems a bit flawed Akira. For me... I don't think I have any enemies, but I might consider Iscariot my rival.
Sigmund: No I don't think so!

I am sorry for leaving for such a long time without notice OTL
But now I am back, and will hopefully be back for a long time.

SO MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS is to complete this journal meme that ~yakitunafish tagged me in:

Post 8 things about yourself, then tag 8 people and leave a comment on their page.

1) I am happily married to my darling ~yakitunafish, and even though we sometimes encounter obstacles, our love will always be strong!

2) Even though I often don't act like it, I actually get nervous really easily, and when I get nervous I tend to run my mouth and talk really loudly and obnoxiously.

3) My favourite colours are Teal and Maroon, but I don't have a least favourite colour either.

4) In my spare time, I like to write poems that are very silly and not rhyme-y.

5) I am scared of having people over at my house, so whenever my brother has parties, I stay in my room, and I only come out to get food or go to the washroom.

6) I am a little bit afraid of girls.

7) My favourite books are Winnie the Pooh and Peter Pan, because I don't want to grow up, but I know I have to *A*

8) I don't like teen fiction most of the time.

AND AND AND.
I DON'T WANT TO TAG ANYONE!
Because I am a wimp.

Look, I made my Adoxographist-self a nice shiny new icon.
Mostly because I feel like I'm neglecting it, and not posting any crap there.
...
...
I don't really have much else to say ;A;


Things to do:
=Write a report on Anime North 09
=Reply to comments
=Stuff
=Homework

Hulloa my friends and such and such.
Today, I bring you good tidings.
I have been given seating for Anime North 2009.

My seat is at B09, which is a decidedly sexy place, and I will be sharing it with the equally sexy ~OrangeRice, who makes very wonderfully sexy cat pins.

For your convenience and mine, I have provided a map: [link]

I certainly hope to see you all there.